September 2001

Suzi Shedden
"I'm the queen of bitch."
Brittany Meddings
"Heaven is eternal suffering."
Margie Ingebrigtsen
"My mother used to say, 'twinkle with the boys.' Do you twinkle?"
Mike McClellan
"Get your greasy burger and some dope."
April Christiansen
"Why don't you have a penis?"
Melissa Dey
"You ate your imaginary sister?"
Megan Jeffery
"They pay you to donate sperm, and that doesn't hurt. That feels good!"
Katie Stall
"We had to like, rate our friends. Don't worry, you guys did good."
Hannah Shangraw
"I'm so fat."
Keelan Ostrand
"You are kind of a dork, aren't you, Mr. McConnell?"
Ashley Emmons
"Windows?"
Christine Waldersen
"J.R. parking lot."
John Lindstrom
"They're probably making out."
Suzi Shedden
"Why are you looking at people's bras, underwear boy?"
Alyssa Shangraw
"Can I hug you?"
Larry the Cucumber
"It's ok to eat vegetables if they don't talk."
Suzi Shedden
"He thinks we're hot."
Michael McConnell
"No F-bombs."
Katie Stall
"Yes, by 10 guys. I haven't decided who I'm going with yet."
Elisa Phelps
"I, Elisa Phelps, am the whore of Babylon."
Katrina Ingebrigtsen
"She'll just go again!"
Margie Ingebrigtsen
"Are they whooping it up?"
Sean Johnson
"I lose my balls all the time; they always fall off."
Christine Waldersen
"Which one's Joey?"
Jared Klundt
"So, it's not just that he enjoys the company of men, it's that he's flaming?"
Christine Waldersen
"I'm stealing your wallet."
Suzi Shedden
"Stick your cup under my hole and I'll give you some ice."
Jim Martinez
"Can't you just put a cookie in there to make it hard? Or does that only work one way?"
Wendy Ingebrigtsen
"It's like she doesn't live with you."
April Christiansen
"Noone's seen her Lord."