September 2004

Garrett Shimata
"No, my brother's a good Asian."
Beth Ruscello
"He played a cactus!"
Barbara Crowe
"You can pretty much throw a dart and hit an autistic child in the clinic."
Beth Ruscello
"All Asians like Mandarin oranges."
Sidney Maxwell
"Today's not Maxwell day."
Leah Koch
"I learned to read on the toilet."
Amber Souto
"I've always had flat friends!"
Peggy Reid
"This isn't her coming-out lunch."
Cassidy Thompson
"I'd like to think I have the kind of belly button people would want to touch."
Tracey Carlin
"It's still going!"
Jeremy Foster
"Everyone here is staying, and we're all saved."
Scott Maxwell
"I'm going to throw it all up for you to see."
Marie
"Bullshit."
Amanda Keim
"It kind of reminded me of Splash Mountain, where you're going up, and the animals are singing very sadly."
Leah Koch
"Leave the herpes alone."
Cameron Fine
"My words are just limited - my mind is so small."
Lindsay Ruscello
"I promise not to fall in love with Bob."
Katie Stall
"Psycho!"
Mark Rentz
"It's a slow train to Quo Vadis."
Holly
"Skip to the bathroom?"
Beth Ruscello
"People say I cheat, but it's really a learning disorder."
Ashley Schreifer
"Excuse me, but there's no sleeping allowed."
Nanette Engle
"Do you think my tree looks funny?"
Garritt
"You be back tomorrow, Krista?"
John at Coffee Talk
"You won't even tell me your names? I'm John. I'm an addict!"
Karin Hetsler
"Think of a live bird on the sidewalk."
Rodney Rogers
"Not all melodys occur in the soprano, do they? No, they do not."
Amy
"Can junebugs drive this van? Junebugs only fly!"
Kathy Douglas
"I wouldn't trust Jason with a ten-foot pole."
Matt Dodd
"Pretend you were pastor, and were at your house, and Jeremy just spoke blasphemy."