November 2000

Christine Waldersen
"I already told my mom I was going to get a ticket; I might as well…oh, shit."
Lucia Idarraga
"Whiskey!"
Silpa Sarma
"There had fuckin better be lipstick in there."
Grant Fishburn
"I don't like shots."
Angie Cluff
"Granted, we're idiots."
Ralph Crabtree
"It's Rumpelstiltsken waking up."
Tara
"College Students Guide to Making Alcoholic Beverages"
Steven Brydle
"They didn't tell us that in preschool."
April Christiansen
"I hate having big things in my mouth. I could never give someone a blow job."
Christine Waldersen
"She's an annoying character. I'd take her out of my book."
Christine Waldersen
"She's got a big back."
April Christiansen
"I had sex and I'm pregnant."
Ed Eberle
"She's crazy."
April Christiansen
"We're going to take over like grasshoppers."
Father someone
"Where's Heather? Oh, she's in the parking lot."
Michael Wang
"Tiffany Phipps is a stripper?"
Tyler Lindstrom
"Brent is my homosexual friend."
Brent Bachelder
"…would your right one be the right one, or would it just be the one?"
Brent Bachelder
"I'm just a girl…"
Ralph Crabtree
"You don't like women being surgeons? Why, you sexist pig, you."
Lucia Idarraga
"Great night because was when the baby Jesus was born…not kidding!"
Trey DeCamp
"Everyone whips it out when they go to the bathroom."
Karin Hetsler
"I think Krista needs to move her buns."
Jessie Smith
"It smells like burnt balls!"
waitress at Fridays
"It does."
Hannah Shangraw
"I don't think I can make it."
Tara Donovan
"I like children for illicit use."
Brent Bachelder
"I go to bed hard and wake up hard."
Kathy Williams
"Jordan, you piece of dog."
Ali Heller
"Let me live in my little bubble."