October 2000

April Christiansen
"Can't they do both? Hang me and then shoot me?"
Lindsey Gamard
"He's a poncho kinda guy."
Eric Martin
"He looked like a big old condom standing up there."
Christine Waldersen
"Did you guys bring your sleeping bags?"
Megan Jeffery
"His pose was sissified."
John Lindstrom
"But she has boobs!"
Brent Bachelder
"I'm gonna hump you. I only have boxers on!"
Bethany Lindstrom
"She's really skinny and she has big boobs so it kinda fits."
April Christiansen
"Who are these people?...oh, thy're girls?!"
Kathy Williams
"That's a prairie dog?"
Stephanie Childs
"But He came in tune."
woman in van
"They're too busy looking at you."
Jessie Smith
"Oh yeah, Christine, your dad died."
Grant Fishburn
"Sorry, wife."
Jessie Smith
"I'm so funny. I crack myself up."
April Christiansen
"I give up."
Ed Eberle
"Are they hermaphroditic? Do they like dogs?"
Kevin Northrup
"He's playing with the old man penises."
Brent Bachelder
"It's been a long day."
Amanda Keim
"Tell me about it."
Grant Fishburn
"I don't know where the ant graveyard is."
Zach's ticket stub
"Remember the Tit."
Care Devinney
"That's a girl?"
Alyssa Shangraw
"I approve of your outfit."
April Christiansen
"Who is Dara Garhart?"
Jan Ehrhardt
"Too much birthday?"
Ashley Emmons
"What would I rather do? Sit on a boat or go get drunk?"
Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"I'm going to wet myself."
Len Ingebrigtsen
"Oh…Sarah."
Jana Thomas
"Remember the brain-sucker?"
Casey Smith
"You'd be surprised."