November 2002

Kelli Wilcox
"Tom and I are fake-dating!"
Ann Shangraw
"It's my birthday!"
Jeremy Foster
"Our car can only go as fast as an old person can walk."
Christine Waldersen
"I want to die on my birthday."
Cassidy Thompson
"I didn't mean to 'blah, blah, blah' Jesus rising from the dead."
April Christiansen
"Leviticus, chapter 11, verses 7 and 8 clearly prohibit you from consuming ham at small group!"
Katie Blohm
"Did you find five dollars?"
Beth Ruscello
"I had just given up impulsive buying for lent."
David Creech
"We, the men of Campus Crusade, must keep the flame of chivalry alive."
Brock Nelson
"You miss Zach, don't you?"
Matt Dodd
"He's drinking apple juice, you know. Foamy apple juice."
Jeremy Foster
"If you show your nipples to someone, you show them to that one person, but if you show your nipples to a camera, you show them to everyone."
Heather Ashby
"But he's the important one!"
Scott Morris
"Why is Scott a monster?"
Brian Putney
"Looks like the roommates screwed up."
Jim Martinez
"I don't need any more embarassing quotes."
Nate Perkins
"Say, 'I will not make out with Krista at all!"
Nate Perkins
"Good luck on YOUR math test."
Kelli Wilcox
"Eat it, or it goes up your nose."
Ashley Perea
"School's kickin my butt."
Brock Nelson
"Sexual purity? We're done with that?"
Katie Stall
"Home to your home home?"
Nate Perkins
"What about your passion for Nate?"
Jeremy Foster
"When I think about cows, I think about how I want skim milk to flow from my nipples."
Ryan Olmstead
"Play the hand drum!"
Jeremy Foster
"All I can see is your crotch area, but I like what I see."
Ashley Emmons
"People ask me how to spell things!"
Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"Because we're cows, and we have more than one stomach."
April Christiansen
"I did the same thing with Michelle."
David Vandereit
"I don't think I've ever been given the up-down before."