August 2002

Kaila Epperly
"Then I have to hear about Matt the whole time."
Karin Hetsler
"I thought I was the only loser in the house."
Jim Martinez
"I couldn't get it up."
April Christiansen
"I love God. He's so awesome. Good job, buddy!"
James
"I don't make monkeys, baby. I just run 'em."
Stephanie Childs
"The jacuzzi has issues."
James
"Ryan's stupid last day head."
Kaila Epperly
"Mr. Rogers said he likes my insides."
Katy McLeod
"They actually named a dorm, 'poverty?'"
Chet at Ed Debevic's
"That's the cool table. I'll sit at the nerd table."
Suzi Shedden
"Alyssa, you're a girl!"
Jim Martinez
"You've gotta get between his legs."
Ashley Emmons
"He just needs to get some."
Dale
"I'm not talking, Krista!"
Peter Emmons
"Jim's behind schedule, isn't he?"
Patsy
"Patty cake, patty cake, as fast as you can. Put it in the oven, and pose in the mirror."
Tamra Ingebrigtsen
"It must be hard to look in the mirror, then."
April Christiansen
"Don't let him go with you. He'll only bring you down."
Bart Evans
"Even old men with bad asthmatic lungs sing like that."
Christine Waldersen
"It's funny because they sell food AND drink!"
Courtney Romley
"My ceiling?"
Katie Stall
"I have pretty nice handwriting, but I don't have any friends."
drunk Jimmy at Sonora
"My name is Jimmy. And what is your name? Oh, that's a very pretty name."
Katie Stall
"Then again, I'm a prude."
guy on C2
"That girl was hot - the one who got naked. You missed out."
Aaron from C2
"Get a school bus. We're all going!"
Jeff Davis
"So that's like conducting. Except for the pregnancy part."
Mike Y
"They probably live in your dorm."
Emily Williams
"Family will be there forever, but dogs…dogs die."
Heather Ashby
"What really bothers me is this no right turn."
April Christiansen
"Here's a plant to grow with. But if it dies, don't be sad. Just throw it away. There will be other plants."